“Somethingverymuchtothepurposeofcourse。Hebeginswithcongratulationsontheapproachingnuptialsofmyeldestdaughter,ofwhich,itseems,hehasbeentoldbysomeofthegood-natured,gossipingLucases。Ishallnotsportwithyourimpatience,byreadingwhathesaysonthatpoint。Whatrelatestoyourself,isasfollows:HavingthusofferedyouthesincerecongratulationsofMrs。Collinsandmyselfonthishappyevent,letmenowaddashorthintonthesubjectofanother;ofwhichwehavebeenadvertisedbythesameauthority。YourdaughterElizabeth,itispresumed,willnotlongbearthenameofBennet,afterhereldersisterhasresignedit,andthechosenpartnerofherfatemaybereasonablylookeduptoasoneofthemostillustriouspersonagesinthisland。
“Canyoupossiblyguess,Lizzy,whoismeantbythis?”Thisyounggentlemanisblessed,inapeculiarway,witheverythingtheheartofmortalcanmostdesire,—splendidproperty,noblekindred,andextensivepatronage。Yetinspiteofallthesetemptations,letmewarnmycousinElizabeth,andyourself,ofwhatevilsyoumayincurbyaprecipitateclosurewiththisgentlemansproposals,which,ofcourse,youwillbeinclinedtotakeimmediateadvantageof。
“Haveyouanyidea,Lizzy,whothisgentlemanis?Butnowitcomesout:
“Mymotiveforcautioningyouisasfollows。Wehavereasontoimaginethathisaunt,LadyCatherinedeBourgh,doesnotlookonthematchwithafriendlyeye。
“Mr。Darcy,yousee,istheman!Now,Lizzy,IthinkIhavesurprisedyou。Couldhe,ortheLucases,havepitchedonanymanwithinthecircleofouracquaintance,whosenamewouldhavegiventheliemoreeffectuallytowhattheyrelated?Mr。Darcy,whoneverlooksatanywomanbuttoseeablemish,andwhoprobablyneverlookedatyouinhislife!Itisadmirable!”
Elizabethtriedtojoininherfatherspleasantry,butcouldonlyforceonemostreluctantsmile。Neverhadhiswitbeendirectedinamannersolittleagreeabletoher。
“Areyounotdiverted?”
“Oh!yes。Prayreadon。”
“Aftermentioningthelikelihoodofthismarriagetoherladyshiplastnight,sheimmediately,withherusualcondescension,expressedwhatshefeltontheoccasion;whenitbecameapparent,thatonthescoreofsomefamilyobjectionsonthepartofmycousin,shewouldnevergiveherconsenttowhatshetermedsodisgracefulamatch。Ithoughtitmydutytogivethespeediestintelligenceofthistomycousin,thatsheandhernobleadmirermaybeawareofwhattheyareabout,andnotrunhastilyintoamarriagewhichhasnotbeenproperlysanctioned。Mr。Collinsmoreoveradds,IamtrulyrejoicedthatmycousinLydiassadbusinesshasbeensowellhushedup,andamonlyconcernedthattheirlivingtogetherbeforethemarriagetookplaceshouldbesogenerallyknown。Imustnot,however,neglectthedutiesofmystation,orrefrainfromdeclaringmyamazementathearingthatyoureceivedtheyoungcoupleintoyourhouseassoonastheyweremarried。Itwasanencouragementofvice;andhadIbeentherectorofLongbourn,Ishouldverystrenuouslyhaveopposedit。Yououghtcertainlytoforgivethem,asaChristian,butnevertoadmittheminyoursight,orallowtheirnamestobementionedinyourhearing。ThatishisnotionofChristianforgiveness!TherestofhisletterisonlyabouthisdearCharlottessituation,andhisexpectationofayoungolive-branch。But,Lizzy,youlookasifyoudidnotenjoyit。Youarenotgoingtobemissish,Ihope,andpretendtobeaffrontedatanidlereport。Forwhatdowelive,buttomakesportforourneighbours,andlaughattheminourturn?”
“Oh!”criedElizabeth,“Iamexcessivelydiverted。Butitissostrange!”
“Yes—thatiswhatmakesitamusing。Hadtheyfixedonanyothermanitwouldhavebeennothing;buthisperfectindifference,andyourpointeddislike,makeitsodelightfullyabsurd!MuchasIabominatewriting,IwouldnotgiveupMr。Collinsscorrespondenceforanyconsideration。Nay,whenIreadaletterofhis,IcannothelpgivinghimthepreferenceevenoverWickham,muchasIvaluetheimpudenceandhypocrisyofmyson-in-law。Andpray,Lizzy,whatsaidLadyCatherineaboutthisreport?Didshecalltorefuseherconsent?”Tothisquestionhisdaughterrepliedonlywithalaugh;andasithadbeenaskedwithouttheleastsuspicion,shewasnotdistressedbyhisrepeatingit。Elizabethhadneverbeenmoreatalosstomakeherfeelingsappearwhattheywerenot。Itwasnecessarytolaugh,whenshewouldratherhavecried。Herfatherhadmostcruellymortifiedher,bywhathesaidofMr。Darcysindifference,andshecoulddonothingbutwonderatsuchawantofpenetration,orfearthatperhaps,insteadofhisseeingtoolittle,shemighthavefanciedtoomuch。